If you’re looking to find out a little bit more about what it’s like to work here at The Kew Bridge Stable, then look no further! I’m gonna share with you exclusive insight into the lives of our weirdly wonderful, cider-obsessed, ever-growing Stable family!

I asked our stablehands some get-to-know-you questions to find out a bit more about the people behind the pizza:

Lazlo – Head Chef

Favourite pizza?  Blazing Saddle
Favourite cider?  Rapscallion
If you could change your name, what would you change it to?  “Ronaldo! That’s my favourite football player, I grew up learning his football skills.”

Aaron – Dep. Manager 

Favourite pizza?  Big Jerk
Favourite cider?  Rapscallion
If you were a brand, what brand would you be?  “If I was a brand I’d be Nike, because everyone just wants to do me.”

Tom – Stablehand

Favourite pizza?  Brentford Bantam with bacon not mushroom. Oh, and BBQ dip.
Favourite cider?  Devon Mist
Who would you get to play as you in the movie of your life?  “Jennifer Aniston.”

Tiana – Stablehand

Favourite pizza?  Blazing Saddle without peppers
Favourite cider?  Probably Cornish Blush
Who do you dread working a shift with?  “Ben because he’s the manager and who wants to work with the manager?!”

Ben – General Manager

Favourite pizza?  Blazing Saddle
Favourite cider?  Sxollie Granny Smith
Tell us your best joke.  “There was a man in Bulgaria who drove a train for a living. He loved his job; driving a train had been his dream ever since he was a child. He loved to make the train go as fast as possible. Unfortunately, one day he was a little too reckless and caused a crash. He made it out, but a single person died. Well, needless to say, he went to court over this incident. He was found guilty, and was sentenced to death by electrocution. When the day of the execution came, he requested a single banana as his last meal. After eating the banana, he was strapped into the electric chair. The switch was flown, sparks flew and smoke filled the air – but nothing happened. The man was perfectly fine. Well, at the time, there was an old Bulgarian law that said a failed execution was a sign of divine intervention, so the man was allowed to go free. And somehow, he managed to get his old job back driving the train. Having not learned his lesson at all, he went right back to driving the train with reckless abandon. Once again, he caused a train to crash, this time killing two people. The trial went much the same as the first, resulting in a sentence of execution. For his final meal, the man requested two bananas. After eating the bananas, he was strapped into the electric chair. The switch was thrown, sparks flew, smoke filled the room – and the man was once again unharmed. Well, this of course meant that he was free to go. And once again, he somehow manages to get his old job back. To what should have been the surprise of no one, he crashed yet another train and killed three people. And so he once again found himself being sentenced to death. On the day of his execution, he requested his final meal – three bananas. “You know what? No,” said the executioner. “I’ve had it with you and your stupid bananas and walking out of here unharmed. I’m not giving you a thing to eat, we’re strapping you in and doing this now.” Well, it was against protocol, but the man was strapped in to the electric chair without a last meal. The switch was pulled, sparks flew, smoke filled the room – and the man was still unharmed. The executioner was speechless. The man looked at the executioner and said, “Oh, the bananas had nothing to do with it. I’m just a bad conductor.””

Kim – Stablehand

Favourite pizza?  Smoke On The Water
Favourite cider?  Ramborn Perry
Who would you rather go on a date with, Aaron or Lazlo?  “Oh, that’s a tricky one. But… Aaron…”

Peter – Chef

Favourite pizza?  Prawn To Be Wild
Favourite cider?  All of them. I’m greedy.
What animal are you most like and why?  “A big brown bear because I like brown bears. It has to be big and brown.”

Paris – Supervisor

Favourite pizza?  Big Jerk
Favourite cider?  Sheppy’s Cloudy
What’s your biggest fear?  “Giraffes. I can’t say why. I think it’s the neck.”

Ellie – Supervisor

Favourite pizza?  Botanics Baa Baa
Favourite cider?  Dudda’s Apricot
If you were a salad, what dressing would you have?  “I’d have Thousand Islands dressing because I love travelling.”

So there we go! What’s your favourite pizza and cider?